Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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