We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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