fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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