PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
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so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
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Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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