HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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