His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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