Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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