kristin has been a bad kristin
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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