you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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