I think I can smell my own vagina right now
organizing the empties. That sober.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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