btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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