Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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