My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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