Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
God I need to hump something, right now.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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