you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
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I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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