I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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