we have officially lost it.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
