Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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