It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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