break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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