So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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