You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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