shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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