all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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