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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
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