He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.