The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
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Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am