Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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