I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
