what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i think i have two assholes
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
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the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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