Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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