We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
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I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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