i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
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I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
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Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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