A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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