I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
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The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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