i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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