people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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