Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
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im calling her cock vulture from now on
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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