i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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