You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
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I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
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there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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