Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
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Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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