Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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