I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
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If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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