all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
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She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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