dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
We need to rekindle our bromance
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
It's blow job season.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Randomize
