Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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