I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
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Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
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He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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