What a fucking waste of an outfit
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
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