we have officially lost it.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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