I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
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I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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