Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
We got so high we made milksteak
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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