I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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