Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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