I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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