ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
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At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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