She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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